Q: What is Paril?
A: Paril is a two-dimensional platform game created by four teenage boys.
Q: When is Paril coming out?
A: I don't know. The best guess is early September, but it could be earlier or later.
Q: What is Paril about?
A: An alien who sets out to look for his true family... Wow, that sounds corny.
Q: How many levels will there be?
A: At least thirty. And they're pretty big.
Q: Are there monkeys in this game?
A: (shrugs)
Q: Is this game bloody?
A: Nope.
Q: Do you have a laptop that you work on the game with?
A: Sadly, no (hint, hint)
Q: Are these questions getting pathetic?
A: I hope not, I'm the one thinking them up.
Q: Do you want monkeys in this game?
A: Yeah. I hope I can smuggle them past the other designers?
Q: Do you dream of muffins?
A: Always.
Q: Is World of Goo the awesomest Wii Shop Channel game ever?
A: Uh-huh.
Q: Are monkeys god-like?
A: Brilliantly so.
Q: Can I send you a game idea?
A: Please no.
Q: Take me to your leader.
A: Erm... that's not even a question... um... and he's in Washington DC... that's a long ways away...
Q: Are you currently working on this website because you don't want to work on the game?
A: Uh... Maybe...
Q: Can you please work on the game now?
A: No.
Q: Okay. Anyways, have you planned out the levels?
A: Yeah. On my grandpa's computer. And he has a Vista. And apparently, Vista Word files can't be transferred to XP Word! (Grumbles)
Q: What games have insprired you to make this?
A: Um... hm... that's... (shrugs yet again)
Q: What is your favorite movie?
A: What does this have to do with anything?
Q: Are you some genius lawyer?
A: Sometimes.
Q: TROG DOR WAS A MAN!
A: homestarrunner.com>toons>Strong Bad Email>Dragon
Q: BUY PARIL
A: Please?
Q: Will this game run on Windows XP?
A: Duh.
Q: How about Vista?
A: Most likely.
Q: How about Windows ME? Commodore 64?
A: Yes; what the...?
Q: How about Macs?
A: Mm-hmm.
Q; Linux?
A: I don't know anyone who has a Linux but, probably.
Q: Favorite Soda?
A: I'm a Seirra man.
Q: Why are you doing this?
A: I'm procrastinating.
Q: From what?
A: The world.
Q: Boxers of briefs?
A: BOXERS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Q: Why?
A: They are SQUARISH?
Q: (backs away)
A: That's a dumb question.
Q: (runs away)
A: I am proud to say I am 37.5% FRENCH!